e\-thug

1. (e-thug) (724↑, 55↓)

Electronic thug. A pale, pimple faced, skinny white kid who would most likely burn up if he came into contact with natural sunlight. Spends all of his time threatening people over the internet to compensate for his lack of a life and hatred of humanity for not accepting him.

guy on message board: "I disagree with your thoughts on the current subject of discussion" e-thug: "WTF FAGGOT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS GAY PANSIE LOL FUCKIN POS ILL FUCKIN CUT OFF YOUR COCK AND RAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT WHERE DO U LIVE I'LL COME DO IT RIGHT NOW FUCKING SHITHEAD"

Author: jesus quintana http://e-thug.urbanup.com/499632

2. (e-thug) (270↑, 27↓)

An internet thug. They usually sound very tough and scary. Does not show people who they are in public. Probably got picked on in school, comes online to higher their self-esteem. Talks a-lot of non-sense around the area of insulting your mommy to penis size. Stays behind the monitor so nothing can hurt them.

"FUCK YOU CUH. I'LL KILL YOU AND YOUR FUCKIN FAMILY YOU NUB\!" "CAL Open, HA\! AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME\!"

Author: destruction[GZ] http://e-thug.urbanup.com/1125199

3. (e-thug) (173↑, 44↓)

A shit stirring computer geek that only exists on the internet and thinks he is top shit by typing in capitals, swearing excessively and thinking they can kick your arse in a fight. In real life they are some pathetic, weak individual that can not go a day without linking real life situations with something that happens in a computer game. As a result, they are rejected by society because of their nature and should be disowned by their parents. If they did wanna fight you, they would probably tell you to go to LAN to meet them, sad cunts.

\<e-thug\> say to my face cunt. Meet me at NetCafe tomorrow\! \<Me\> Pffffft....... you're a loser........ **Stupid e-thug cries coz he knows its true and responds by excessively swearing and making racist comments**

Author: Matthew U. http://e-thug.urbanup.com/1508092

4. (e-thug) (84↑, 11↓)

Usually a [nerdy] [pussy] who has no real friends. But online, they think they're the best thing since [fried chicken] and think they can easily kick anyone's ass. THEY USUALLY TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS LIKE THIS, THREATEN YOU, AND SWEAR EVERY OTHER WORD. They also have bad grammar and act like [gangsters]. Not to mention their excessive use of [exclamation marks].

Normal person: [Sonic] games suck now. E-thug: STFU PUSSY ASS BITCH\!\!\!\! YOU AINT NOTHIN BUT A COCKSUCKIN DIKHEAD PRIC\!\!\!\!\!\! IF I EVR SEE YUR ASS IN PRSUN ILL KIK YUR ASS SOO BADLY THT YOOR GRANDCHELLDRIN WILL FEAL IT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Normal person: Pfft, look at the e-thug playing [tough guy]. E-thug: *no response*

Author: Valintino the Big Surpremo http://e-thug.urbanup.com/5189072

5. (E-thug) (65↑, 14↓)

A person who talks tough over the internet with no intention or ability to back up his words.

Winston(E-thug): Yea bitch? How about I stomp your ass? Internet user: Aren't you that 90lb. nerd from school? Winston(E-thug): Er, I was just kidding... Another example. Winston is a total pussy but when were playing Halo online hes a total E-Thug...

Author: Grodzilla http://e-thug.urbanup.com/3098880

6. (E-thug) (61↑, 16↓)

Somebody who pretends to be everything on the internet. Often these people can't type in a normal way and like to curse.

Normal Person: Stop acting like that. You aren't funny. E-Thug: diz guy imma kill him man he's liek acting so tuff i break toe of him. For more examples just pay a visit to YouTube.com and check the comments.

Author: UndefinedGuy http://e-thug.urbanup.com/2429877

7. (E-Thug) (66↑, 33↓)

A Thug Online Who is Really A Pansy In Real Life

ex.1 lil stud 2512: dude i swear to god if i met u in real life i would pount ur face in u mopther f***ler ex.2 \<trX`Fats\> Man whats ur ******* adress give me ur ******* adresss ill beat you ups and break all ur bones

Author: ZD http://e-thug.urbanup.com/1100105

8. (e-thug) (50↑, 35↓)

A person who acts hard and talks alot of shit online. Mainly personifying a gangster rapper and talking like a ghetto child to make themselves more threatening sounding.

"Yo, I is gonna fuck you up nigga, throw down like you wanna." "That guy just told me to ride or die, he is such a fucking e-thug."

Author: n\!ghtmare http://e-thug.urbanup.com/1836911

9. (e-Thug) (14↑, 0↓)

e-Thug is a person on the internet that is continuously rude and picks fights on forums. Hey Knowledge\!

Hey Knowledge you dimwit, stop crying about being called an e-Thug.

Author: Knowledge-LOL http://e-thug.urbanup.com/4943243

10. (E-thug) (22↑, 16↓)

A good descriptor for what just about every Counterstrike kiddie thinks he is.

Blackweb: OMG HAXXOR. That Headshot was BS\! MY parents own MICROSOFT\! ILL Hack Ur aSs\! Kaoshin: LOLS. Pwnt. Blackweb: Whats your address? Ill come over and kick your ass\! Kaoshin: ROFLMAO\! X2daZ: What an E-thug\! Yvanhoe: Nitsud likes men\!

Author: Kaoshin http://e-thug.urbanup.com/2318355

11. (e-thug) (11↑, 6↓)

E-thugs are people that feel the need to use only .0001% of their brains in chatrooms. E-thugs usually are lonely old men or [wangsters] that aren't socially accepted by others, and are therefore releasing their witheld anger on other internet users.

Normalguy:Hey have you guys seen the movie get smart? It's really great. GaNgSTaaaSTarR15 ( e-thug): DoOD gEt smRT SUckkkkssssS\! i'm da BESTTTTTT\!\!\!11 The rest of the chatroom: wtf?

Author: Scramlez_The_Death_Dealer http://e-thug.urbanup.com/3221039

12. (e-thug) (3↑, 9↓)

Amormon from darkages.

Amormon: You're kosd. (killed on sight) Amormon: Don't cry when you die. What an e-thug that Amormon is..

Author: nonamelisted http://e-thug.urbanup.com/1665122

13. (e-thug) (24↑, 66↓)

Astro from the late pride over ego.

astro's a fag

Author: face http://e-thug.urbanup.com/734706

14. (e-thug) (27↑, 70↓)

The only true way to thug. Only the most notorious e-personas are e-thugs. If you're not e-thugging, you're nothing.

random internet kid "Merp, I love cake." e-thug "Go stuff your face fatass."

Author: DIVINCENZOWND http://e-thug.urbanup.com/1421574

15. (e-thug) (16↑, 60↓)

Astro from Pride Over Ego

Astro: hahaha dipshit wait till i see you in real life and ill fuck you up

Author: spkN http://e-thug.urbanup.com/734700

16. (e-thug) (25↑, 98↓)

Often found in gangs, e-thugs are members of a branch of the "nerd" genre and are often referred to by the average female as a "cool nerds". They tend to have "rice" cars and enjoy "street dragging", and sometimes they are quite fit - but they still retain their "nerdy" side, attending LANs, calling themselves "pro", using occasional "|_33+" and studying to be network specialists.

Since he bought that new Lancer, Ben's become such a pro e-thug. Check out that e-thug's new rice\!

Author: ldne http://e-thug.urbanup.com/1256728

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Last updated: 2012.02.29